-Reimu Has logged in-
Reimu: Ah so this is WoW..I heard a lot of people play this.
-MastaSPARKU Has logged in-
MastaSPARKU: Zomg wtf hax, I can't use spellcardz such hax.
Reimu: Oh, hi Marisa, I take it you bought the game huh?
MastaSPARKU: Ofc Lulz.
Reimu: Er...whatever. So what class are you?
MastaSPARKU: HUMAN MAGE OFC LMAO ROFFLE SILLY NOOB.
Reimu: Ah I am a female Human warrior..kinda suits the 'shrine maiden' huh?
-A undead warlock comes out of nowhere and ganks our two heroines-
-Reimu has died-
-MastaSPARKU has died-
Reimu: what the?
MastaSPARKU: HAXXXXXXXX SO BROKEN ZOMG SHOUT AT BLIZZARD NAO!

-Meanwhile-

-Scarlet Devil Mansion-

Remilia: -On her lv 80 Undead Warlock- Hehehe..stupid noobs, they may of bested me in real life but...on this virtual game...I AM THE TRUE DEVIL!!!!
Sakuya: -On her Blood elf lv 80 rogue- This is sexist...just..look at my character...she has literally no armor on!
Remilia: Come Sakuya, there is work to be done in order to beat those pesky girls into dust!
Sakuya: As you wish Mistress.

-Scarlet Library-

Patchouli: -On her lv 80 MALE Blood elf Mage- Man...if only I didn't mention the fact we could of got the expansion ahead of schedule...we would never be THIS over-powered already.
Alice: -nearby- Well...we did have Blizzard stuff by the balls with this one. It was that or Flandre goes on a 'killing' spree.
Patchouli: Indeed.
Alice: Well..guess I better go on my hunter...
Patchouli: Hmm?
Alice: Yeah, night elf lv 80 hunter.
Patchouli: Alliance? You do realise Remilia will hunt you down to the ends of the earth right?
Alice: -Grins- Ah but there is one certain girl who decided to go alliance....
Patchouli: !!!! You don't mean.......AWWW I WANNA RE-ROLL NOW!

-Eientei-

Eirin: Er...Kaguya?
Kaguya: Not now killing this boss!
Eirin: You been playi...
Kaguya: -Interrupts Eirin- THIS IS NOT THE TIME EIRI...OMG WE WIPED BECAUSE OF YOU SERIOUSLY.
Eirin: Sorry Kaguya!
Kaguya: This is gonna cost me a lot of gold for repairs now!
Eirin: -looks at the screen and sees Kaguya on her pimped-out Tauren Druid, complete in epix.- Still after that helm of domination?
Kaguya: Of course! I need all the tier 8 gear!
Eirin: I see..I shall take my leave.
-Eirin walks out of the room and takes out a phone-
Eirin: Hello? Is that Blizzard? I have a favour to reel in....

-End of Act 1-